Genetics, Molarity and Prophets, Oh MY!
Ok, so I have 3 people that check my blog and it has summarily inspired me to post something witty and clever. Unfortunately, I don’t have anything. An update will have to suffice. I am currently going back to school for nursing and am having to retake all my sciences since it has been longer than 5 years since I was last in college. “5 years!”, you say, “How could that be? You couldn’t be a day over 25”. Ahh, my friends, alas, I am a bit over 25.
As I age, (ever so gracefully), the aforementioned sciences are kicking my young looking behind. Frankly, if I were to make a solution containing 33.6 g KCl with a total volume of 250 mL, I don’t care what the molarity of the solution is. Perhaps you do. If you find that question intriguing, maybe you’d like to take my final for me. My email contact info is below. Amidst my sciences, I am also taking a survey of the Old Testament and wish I had more brain power to dedicate to this class, as I’m really enjoying it. In the meantime, I’d like to leave you with perhaps the most blasphemous lament in the Scriptures. I find the honest humanity of Jeremiah in this text absolutely intriguing.
A brief history: Israel had already been crushed. Judah was on the way out with the Babylonian storm clouds right over the horizon. Yahweh has demanded that Jeremiah speak truth to Judah, who has her head in the sand. Now his friends want to kill him for raining on their parade. So, Jeremiah, takes Yahweh to task. Amidst his railing against God, Jeremiah praises God, then promptly wonders why God didn’t just kill Jeremiah in the womb. I love the raw nature of this lament.
Jer 20:7 O LORD, you have deceived me, and I was deceived; you are stronger than I, and you have prevailed. I have become a laughingstock all the day; everyone mocks me.
Jer 20:8 For whenever I speak, I cry out, I shout, “Violence and destruction!” For the word of the LORD has become for me a reproach and derision all day long.
Jer 20:9 If I say, “I will not mention him, or speak any more in his name,” there is in my heart as it were a burning fire shut up in my bones, and I am weary with holding it in, and I cannot.
Jer 20:10 For I hear many whispering. Terror is on every side! “Denounce him! Let us denounce him!” say all my close friends, watching for my fall. “Perhaps he will be deceived; then we can overcome him and take our revenge on him.”
Jer 20:11 But the LORD is with me as a dread warrior; therefore my persecutors will stumble; they will not overcome me. They will be greatly shamed, for they will not succeed. Their eternal dishonor will never be forgotten.
Jer 20:12 O LORD of hosts, who tests the righteous, who sees the heart and the mind, let me see your vengeance upon them, for to you have I committed my cause.
Jer 20:13 Sing to the LORD; praise the LORD! For he has delivered the life of the needy from the hand of evildoers.
Jer 20:14 Cursed be the day on which I was born! The day when my mother bore me, let it not be blessed!
Jer 20:15 Cursed be the man who brought the news to my father, “A son is born to you,” making him very glad.
Jer 20:16 Let that man be like the cities that the LORD overthrew without pity; let him hear a cry in the morning and an alarm at noon,
Jer 20:17 because he did not kill me in the womb; so my mother would have been my grave, and her womb forever great.
Jer 20:18 Why did I come out from the womb to see toil and sorrow, and spend my days in shame?
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alright,…that’s more like it…..
First of all,…anyone who’s anybody knows that the molarity of a solution containing 33.6g kcl with a total volume of 250ml’s the correct molarity would be 50,000 btu’s (British Thermal Units) per sqare inch to the true position run-out factor of plus or minus .002….taking into consideration, of course, the 7 degrees that would be required for “breathability”….of course, then the molarity would be subject to change by the required tenths needed when a Findlay sprinkler head (with 7 inch head) is employed…..Use the Findlay sprinkler head and the whole playin’ field changes, sister!…Then,….THEN!…what you got in regards to the molarity of the 33.6 g kcl is a micron escape factor of .005….or,…. to the lay person…5 to the power of 30…..holding, of course, the plus or minus .002 runout factor which,…as we all know,…can be a real pain in the duff when it comes to true position and concentricity…..you know….when it’s installed in the plane’s engine…..keeping in mind, the 17 degrees needed for relief…..when fitted.
C’mon, J….you know this…I don’t need to tell you this.
Second of all, I didn’t see no stinkin’ e-mail contact. Where’s the contact?
I read the lament….love a good lament.
(I actually read it twice now…..I’m gonna go read it in MY bible and see that translation….I read the NIVFM translation….it’s the “New International Version For Morons”…..I like that particular translation. My wife bought it for me….it’s the “See Spot Run” version….heraled by “Focus On The Family” as bein’ “the translation of a new generation”….)
“Jeremiah was very angry!…See his face turn red? He does not like himself very much, does he”?
Later.
Ok, so my email is donacertification@cox.net
Email me…oh, and what is your blog?
ok i don’t know what molarity is… but heh that lament sings some deep dark blues…