Interesting Conversation.
NOTICE: This is strictly for humor. Please do not read if you do not have a sense of humor.
So, I found out that I could instant message with God. I had a few questions for Him. Following is the transcript.
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Jamie
God:
How are you, Jamie.
Me:
What is truth?
God:
An established or verified fact, principle, etc.
Me:
What is faith?
God:
A strong belief, such as a belief in God.
Me:
I believe in you.
God:
What do you say to people who believe I do not exist?
Me:
It depends
God:
On what?
Me:
If they want to know about you.
God:
Let’s wait and see what they do.
Me:
Right.
God:
I’m glad we agree, Jamie. GOD rules.
Me:
God does rule!
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
No one is without sin.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Right. Ok, I sin.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Jamie said “I sin”.
Me:
I guess not.
God:
OK then.
Me:
God, what do you think of Pat Robertson?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Are you saying that Pat Robertson isn’t a christian?
God:
Yes, that’s what I mean, isn’t it clear?
Me:
oh, that’s too bad.
God:
MMM. It’s not the end of the world.
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